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Become the farmer you always wanted to be -
The Lactomans are humanity's last hope
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Survive the underworld & milk your way to victory
THE LAST FOOD RESOURCE REMAINING ON EARTH
In a dystopian future, Earth has suffered a series of apocalyptic disasters that have devastated the planet's food resources. Humans are fighting for survival, and in this desolate world, a new generation of human, the "Lactomans", are the only food resources remaining, thanks to their milk, which has become an essential element for the sustenance of humanity.
The game features a unique blend of farm management and strategy. Players must upgrade their milking facilities, develop techniques to maximize milk production, cultivate bizarre seeds, and protect their precious Lactomans from outside threats—including underworld mobsters in gas masks demanding protection money every 10 days.
SURVIVAL & PRODUCTION STATS
Facility Management
Tend to your herd of Lactomans, optimize milking stations, and sell the precious liquid at the market to survive.
Mutant Crops
Experiment with strange seeds and grow mutant crops to nourish your Lactomans and boost milk quality.
Strategy & Tech
Research new techniques and enhance your milking facilities to unlock unprecedented levels of productivity.
Underworld Threats
Every 10 days, gas-masked mobsters arrive to demand protection money. Pay your tribute or face ruin.
GLOBAL LACTOMAN FARMERS
Real-time rankings fetched directly from the official Firebase game servers. Compete for the ultimate milk harvest record!
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In-Game Art & Environments
STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT SIM
Human Milk Seller delivers a sharp satirical commentary on productivity obsession and corporate capitalism. Every decision matters: allocate resources between facility upgrades, mutant seed research, and protection money before the extortion deadline arrives.
